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Straight from the bible I ripped a page full
tripped down from Heaven I'm a fallen Angel.
I fell in to hell
I swim to the brim
I'm friends with Hitler and I deal for him.
I'm out in my Swandry lookin' for roots
kickin' in cunts with my steel cap boots.
As a little boy I was often abused for my second hand clothes and my hand me down shoes.
ANd I'm Irratic
a diagnosed asthmatic
ADHD
and psychopathic
I'm schitzophrenic
telekinetic
and I can start fires just by blinkin my eyes.
I made a pact with satan
for fortune and fame
all he gave me was this lame ass name
broken down car
lookin for gas
ran into winz tryin' to steal some cash
I'm the good and the evil
Benign and the bad
I'm every sinful thought you've ever had
minor and the major
alpha and omega
I'm the holy spirit
and divine creator
I'M THE FUCKING BLOODY
FUCKIN BLOODY
FUCKIN BLOODY x4
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Pub Crawl
03:53
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I JUST WANT
TO GO AND GET DRUNK
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Mean Medicine Sick
02:49
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pop the cock
suck my dick
I'm so mean I make medicine sick
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I'll Never Be Famous
03:47
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I've got no confidence
I talk a lot of nonsense
I'm lazy and I'm sleazy
my hair is thick and greasey
No Bono and I'm no Elvis
can't dance or thrust my pelvis
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Saint Johnstone Blenheim, New Zealand
solo artist
inventor of DRUNK ROCK
what is drunk rock you ask?
Punk+
Blues+country+hip-hop+ska= DRUNK ROCK
It's 100% Kiwi original
I am the voice of many kiwi blokes
I have a comedic satirical lyrics blended with a bit of real life issues and serious/dark tones to balance it out.
I AM NOT A COMEDIAN
although i was voted best looking fool in School
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